Sunday, April 19, 2020

Freaky Farley

First appearance: Freaky Farley (2007)

Local Peeping-tom, goes crazy! Hijinx ensue! the first "real movie" from Motern Media maven Matt Farley! lots of fun

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Friday, April 19, 2019

Female Cenobite

First appearance: Hellraiser (1987)

Even though everyone seems to love Pinhead, Female Cenobite actually seems to be good at the job the cenobites are assigned. Pinhead always seems to let Kristie get away with opening the box.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Meg Mucklebones

First appearance: Legend (1985)

Legend is that weird fantasy movie starring Tom Cruise and Tim Curry. Everyone remembers Curry's turn as Darkness in this flick, but there's other weirdos in it that look just as cool. like Meg here. although why are so many female monsters nekkid all the time.

Clifford

First appearance: Clifford (1994)

All Clifford wants is to go to Dinosaur World, woe be unto those who get in his way...

thoroughly under rated / under seen movie.

Greta

First appearance: Gremlins 2: A New Batch (1990)

The sequel to Gremlins. Billy and Kate have problems with Gremlins in New York city this time!

Friday, February 1, 2019

Mysterious Alien Creature

First appearance: Mac and Me (1988)

Alien family gets trapped on earth, the youngest of them gets separated from the family, befriends an handicapped youth, becomes addicted to Coca-cola, has wild adventures.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

Munchie

First appearance: Munchie (1992)

Ever wish you had magical friend who sounded like Dom Delouise? This might just change your mind! Even though it's often packaged with similarly titled MUNCHIES, this movie has nothing in common with it other than weird puppet characters.
Also Munchie never flies around on a pizza in the movie.

Ricky

First appearance: Silent Night Deadly Night: Part 2 (1987)

Did you see Silent Night Deadly Night?  If yes than you've seen 3/4 of this one. If you didn't you could start here with Silent Night Deadly Night 2 since 3/4 of this movie is the first movie. 
Merry Christmas!

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Cheddar Goblin

First appearance: Mandy (2018)

A lumberjack and his girlfriend run into some trouble with a folk singing cult leader and a weird gang of LSD mutated motorcycle enthusiasts. things unfold the way you'd expect... or does it?

Monday, October 22, 2018

Cujo

First appearance: Cujo (1983)

A heart warming tale of a dog that really wants to hang out with it's owner and her son.
Kinda like Ol' Yeller but with more scares.


Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Superhost

First Appearance: Supe's On (1969)

Superhost was the first Horror Host I ever saw on TV. His show introduced me to many of the movies I still enjoy today. Godzilla Flicks, Universal monster movies. I even really enjoyed the goofy skits he had in between shows. With Shudder bringing Joe Bob Briggs back to the tube I just felt like it was time to indulge in a bit of nostalgia and do a little tribute to Marty Sullivan, still one of my favourite horror hosts. 

Friday, June 29, 2018

Trantor

First appearance: Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

A Troll is turning the townsfolk into wooden statues! It's up to Ernest Powertools Worrell and an eccentric local artist who survived the trolls first attack to stop him!

Friday, May 18, 2018

El Monstruo

First appearance: Lowlife (2018)

The story of four characters brought together by a organ harvesting heist gone wrong!
highly recommended.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Store Update!


If you've ever wanted to pick up a print of one of my Monstars I've added more to my shop at my website, swing on over and take a peek! APB art's store

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Art The Clown

First Appearance: All Hallow's Eve (2013)

Weird horror anthology flick dealing with creepy tales found on a videocassette while trick or treating. A creep clown named Art appears in all the stories. Is he human? some kind of demon? a ghost? is he even a real clown? Either way he's popular enough to get his own feature film "Terrifier!"


Friday, December 15, 2017

Harry Stadling


First Appearance: Cristmas Evil (1980)

As a child, Harry Stadling, sees his mom being groped by Santa Claus scarring him for life and for some reason making him obsessed with Christmas. One night when he's an adult he decides to be the REAL Santa and goes out rewarding good little kids and killing and mutilating those who he believes are naughty.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Krampus

First appearance: Krampus (2015)

A bickering family runs afoul of the other big christmas mascot. horror ensues!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Decapitron

First appearance: Puppet Master IV: The Demon (1993)

Back in the present (the present as of 1993), A talented A.I. researcher named Rick is working as a care taker for the Bodega Bay Hotel, while also doing research on A.I. He finds Toulon's puppets in their travelling case in the wall where Toulon hid them after committing suicide in the late 40's to prevent nazi spys from attaining his secrets. Meanwhile, in hell, a demon named Sutekh, decides that he hates how people keep animating things so he mails some animated dolls to Rick and some of his co-researchers to kill them.
Toulon's puppets end up rebuilding an unfinished puppet called Decapitron. Sutekh's animated dolls (known as Totems) end up at Bodega Bay they all fight.

Six Shooter

First Appearance: Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

Hey remember how Andre Toulon was a maniac who designed puppets to murder people and had a serum made of human brains that brought them to life? Remember how he killed himself in that hotel in Bodega Bay, California in 1939 to prevent Nazis from getting his secrets? Well it turns out that was all a big misunderstanding. What happened was in 1941 Berlin nazis killed Toulon's wife while trying to force him to give up the secrets to how he animated his puppets so they could use it to reanimate their dead in order to have an unkillable army. Toulon uses his puppets to get revenge!


Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Tunneler


First appearance: Puppet Master (1989)

A bunch of psychics investigate an old hotel and are menaced by living puppets. Who created the puppets? Why are they killing the Psychics?
One of the longest running horror franchises.