Thursday, September 15, 2016

Ruth and Baby

First appearance: Revenge (2016)

Poor Ruth, keeps getting pushed around by her daughter. Forced to go where her daughter wants to go, sleep when her daughter lets her, kill who her daughter wants her to kill, eat what her daughter wants her to eat. Worst of all, her daughter hasn't even been born yet!
Fantastic film by Alice Lowe who wrote, directed and starred in the movie while pregnant.


(sadly no trailer available yet)

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Mick Taylor

First appearance: Wolf Creek (2006)

Three backpackers (two british girls and their male friend from Sydney) run into the worst Australian tourist information guy, Mick Taylor.
Based on True Events...


Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Wendell Dukes

First appearance: The Belko Experiment (2016)

Mike Mich has the worst possible day at work. He's not all that happy with his job at Belko Industries' Bogota head quarters. Turns out his job facilitating getting americans jobs in foreign companies isn't really what it seems. Everyone else figures it out once all the metal shutters cover the windows and a voice comes on the intercom suggesting everyone should kill four of their fellow employees in half an hour or eight of them will die. Is it a joke? Where are all the employees who actually live in Bogota?
Sadly no trailer that I can find yet. The movie is based on a dream James Gunn had about the trailer and directed by Greg McLean, the guy who made the Wolf Creek Movies

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Cletus

First appearance: Red Christmas (2016)

It's Christmas day and to add to the misery of having to deal with family someone has come to the  house to deliver a letter to his mother. Is this some random crazy person or does this have something to do with the abortion the mother had 20 years ago at the clinic that was bombed?



Sunday, July 17, 2016

The Man in the Hat

First appearance: Teddy Bomb (2014)
A coming of age sci-fi splatter comedy with a dash of Hong Kong Style action.  A beer delivery boy named Christian stumbles upon a sentient bomb that looks like an innocent stuffed animal and is chased by the bomb's original owners who are ready and willing to kill anyone and anything that gets in their way. Lucky for Christian the bomb takes a liking to him and has a few surprising skills which might help Christian make it through the night!




Monday, July 4, 2016

The Riverbeast

First appearance: Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You! (2013)

Disgraced tutor Neil Stuart returns to the town that shunned him for his God-cousin's wedding. while in town he also tries to clear his name and prove the Riverboat's existence! Can he prove he's the best tutor the town has ever seen, make it to his god-cousin's wedding, win back the heart of the woman who left him at the altar and defeat the Riverbeast? maybe with the help of his fellow tutors, his most recent student, and a former professional athlete!



Friday, July 1, 2016

Jake


First appearance: Twin Dragon Encounter (1986)


Unfortunately since I haven't seen Twin Dragon Encounter I'm not sure what it was about. However I did see the sequel "Dragon Hunt." That one was about Jake gathering a bunch of mercenaries on an island and making them fight and hopefully kill the Mcnamara brothers (Canada's premier twin martial artists) to get revenge for whatever happened in the previous movie. Probably something to do with losing his hand since the movie starts with that.

Jake's army consists of some trappers, a beast master, a guy too stupid to feel pain, some ninjas and a bunch of paramilitary guys. Violence ensues!

Unfortunately I couldn't find a trailer for this slice of Maple Syrup Martial Madness.