Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Jacob Goodnight

First appearance: See No Evil (2006)

Jacob Goodnight enjoys pulling out eyes.  An unfortunate group of delinquents attempting to turn his stomping ground into a homeless shelter find this out the hard way.

This appearance: See No Evil 2 (2014)

Turns out you just can't keep a Goodnight down. Jacob gets up to his old shenanigans with a new look, this time at an undertaker's birthday party at the city morgue!

Beach Ball with Claws

First appearance: Dark Star (1974)

Follow the mission of the crew of the planetary demolition space ship Dark Star.
John Carpenter's first feature film written by Dan O'Bannon (who also stars).
If it wasn't for this movie we wouldn't have Alien, Red Dwarf, or that cool stretchy star field thing we see in Star Wars when they activate their Hyper Drives.

Monday, February 6, 2017


First appearance: Highway to Hell (1991)

Charlie and his girlfriend don't listen to the warnings of a creepy guy at a gas station and end up running afoul of the HELL COP. Hell Cop kidnaps Charlie's girl. Charlie goes to hell to find his girlfriend. Charlie has a nice adventure through hell encountering a bunch of colourful characters.
Will he be able to find his girlfriend? Can he escape hell?

Thursday, January 19, 2017


First appearance: Monster Trucks (2017)

Three strange creatures are forced to the surface by a oil company drilling for oil through a vast labyrinth of caves and tunnels somewhere in Colorado. One of these creatures befriends a local teen loser and helps power his truck in exchange for help freeing the other creatures. Madness and Destruction ensue.

Friday, January 13, 2017

Jason Voorhees (again)

First appearance: Friday the 13th part 7: New Blood (in this configuration) (1988)

Part Seven is when Kane Hodder takes over playing Jason. Interesting that he's the fan favourite Jason actor but he's in the movies that the Friday the 13th fans like the least, go figure.

Anyway Jason kills a bunch of people at a cabin on Crystal Lake and fights a psychic. Yet another Voorhees rampage that isn't at Camp Crystal Lake.


Friday, December 16, 2016


First appearance: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

A young boy has a bad experience with a Santa Claus and ends up in an orphanage with a severe case of Santaphobia.
When he's older he gets a job at a tryster. when Christmas rolls around and the man who was supposed to play Santa calls in sick it's up to Billy to take over. Now every naughty boy and girl get's to have a bad experience with a Santa Claus!

What's with Christmas horror movies having a main character named Billy?


First appearance: Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

The Director of Hatchet makes a documentary about monsters after being approached by a man who not only claims monsters are real but that he knows where to find them. Is this man crazy or do monsters actually walk among us?