Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The Pink Bandage Man

First appearance: Timecrimes (2007)

When Hector decides to waste time looking into the woods behind his new home instead of helping his wife with some errands he happens to notice a topless lady. Upon entering the woods to see more of the lady he is set upon by and terrifying man who is armed with a pair of scissors and a face covered in strange pink bandages. Hector escapes the pink bandaged man by hiding in a seemingly abandoned building at the top of a hill. But is he safe there?

Timecrimes is probably the best time travel movie I've ever seen not involving Ted Theodore Logan or Bill S. Preston Esquire.

Friday, January 15, 2016


First appearance: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee Herman loses his Bicycle and goes on a cross country misadventure to find it. Encountering a series of interesting people and discovering the Alamo does not have a basement and that everyone has a big but. What does it all mean? I don't know! It's like a big cable knit sweater that somebody keeps knitting and knitting and knitting...

Seth Brundle

First appearance: The Fly (1986)

A scientist thinks he's figured out how to improve everyone's commute to work, instead he figures out a way to make things turn inside out. Eventually he fixes that problem and makes an even bigger mess. Definitely the movie to see if you want to see a lot of Jeff Goldblum. one of my favourite Cronenberg flicks.