Monday, June 29, 2015


First appearance: Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments

Ultimate Fighting Soldier Sgt. Greg Dapp is assigned with capturing the last of the deadly creatures known as Phobes, the only problem is this one has escaped to a terrifying alien planet known as EARTH! Can Dapp find the creature in time? Will he be able to stop the creature's egg from hatching and unleashing even more Phobes on the un suspecting inhabitants of this primitive planet?
You will believe an alien cop can dance with a human high school student!
Produced in Niagara by a small band of rebel film makers.


First appearance: I am a Knife With Legs (2015)

Someone has declared a fatwa on international pop star Bené. This is the story of how Bené deals with waiting for death to claim him.
One of the funniest movies I've seen in a really long time.
If you get a chance to see it, see it.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Chris Fuchman

First appearance: Father's Day (2011)

A priest, a Backwoods syrup manufacturer (Ahab) with a terrible past (he was framed for killing a man he thought was the "Father's Day Killer") and a young male prostitute (his father was burned to death in front of him by the "Father's Day Killer") embark on an epic quest for vengeance on the man known as the "Father's Day" killer. But is there more to the "Father's Day Killer" than meets the eye?

This is a dark, dark comedy that you probably won't want to watch with your parents or someone you just met. Definitely not a first date movie.
Not to be confused with the Robin Williams movie.

Thursday, June 11, 2015


First appearance: Dracula (1958)
Dracula's out Drac-ing it up and Dr. Van Helsing's out to put an end to all that. 

While I've never been a huge fan of vampire movies I've always really dug the Hammer Dracula series. Christopher Lee is the Best Dracula. This is my little tribute to him. RIP Christopher Lee.