Friday, December 16, 2016


First appearance: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

A young boy has a bad experience with a Santa Claus and ends up in an orphanage with a severe case of Santaphobia.
When he's older he gets a job at a tryster. when Christmas rolls around and the man who was supposed to play Santa calls in sick it's up to Billy to take over. Now every naughty boy and girl get's to have a bad experience with a Santa Claus!

What's with Christmas horror movies having a main character named Billy?


First appearance: Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

The Director of Hatchet makes a documentary about monsters after being approached by a man who not only claims monsters are real but that he knows where to find them. Is this man crazy or do monsters actually walk among us?

Thursday, December 8, 2016


First appearance: 31 (2016)

Some carnival folk run afoul of some weirdos who like to dress up in powdered wigs and sic killer clowns on people at an abandoned power plant on Halloween! Who will survive the terrifying halloween game 31? what will they win if they survive?


First appearance: Black Christmas (1974)

Something not nice is happening at a small sorority house near the campus of a Canadian college just before Christmas holidays ...

 One of the first major Slasher movies and the inspiration for the film Halloween!

Friday, November 4, 2016

Nola Carveth's Pyschoplasmic kid

First appearance: The Brood (1979)

Frank Carveth is convinced there's something weird going on at the Somafree Institute. His wife's been there for a while getting treatment for her psychological problems and when his 5 year old daughter came home from her visit she's covered in strange scratches and bruises! What is Hal Raglan's Pyschoplasmic therapy doing to Frank Carveth's wife? Can psychotherapy cause cancer?

One of the early weird David Cronenberg body horror flicks.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Ruth and Baby

First appearance: Revenge (2016)

Poor Ruth, keeps getting pushed around by her daughter. Forced to go where her daughter wants to go, sleep when her daughter lets her, kill who her daughter wants her to kill, eat what her daughter wants her to eat. Worst of all, her daughter hasn't even been born yet!
Fantastic film by Alice Lowe who wrote, directed and starred in the movie while pregnant.

(sadly no trailer available yet)

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Mick Taylor

First appearance: Wolf Creek (2006)

Three backpackers (two british girls and their male friend from Sydney) run into the worst Australian tourist information guy, Mick Taylor.
Based on True Events...

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Wendell Dukes

First appearance: The Belko Experiment (2016)

Mike Mich has the worst possible day at work. He's not all that happy with his job at Belko Industries' Bogota head quarters. Turns out his job facilitating getting americans jobs in foreign companies isn't really what it seems. Everyone else figures it out once all the metal shutters cover the windows and a voice comes on the intercom suggesting everyone should kill four of their fellow employees in half an hour or eight of them will die. Is it a joke? Where are all the employees who actually live in Bogota?
Sadly no trailer that I can find yet. The movie is based on a dream James Gunn had about the trailer and directed by Greg McLean, the guy who made the Wolf Creek Movies

Tuesday, July 26, 2016


First appearance: Red Christmas (2016)

It's Christmas day and to add to the misery of having to deal with family someone has come to the  house to deliver a letter to his mother. Is this some random crazy person or does this have something to do with the abortion the mother had 20 years ago at the clinic that was bombed?

Sunday, July 17, 2016

The Man in the Hat

First appearance: Teddy Bomb (2014)
A coming of age sci-fi splatter comedy with a dash of Hong Kong Style action.  A beer delivery boy named Christian stumbles upon a sentient bomb that looks like an innocent stuffed animal and is chased by the bomb's original owners who are ready and willing to kill anyone and anything that gets in their way. Lucky for Christian the bomb takes a liking to him and has a few surprising skills which might help Christian make it through the night!

Monday, July 4, 2016

The Riverbeast

First appearance: Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You! (2013)

Disgraced tutor Neil Stuart returns to the town that shunned him for his God-cousin's wedding. while in town he also tries to clear his name and prove the Riverboat's existence! Can he prove he's the best tutor the town has ever seen, make it to his god-cousin's wedding, win back the heart of the woman who left him at the altar and defeat the Riverbeast? maybe with the help of his fellow tutors, his most recent student, and a former professional athlete!

Friday, July 1, 2016


First appearance: Twin Dragon Encounter (1986)

Unfortunately since I haven't seen Twin Dragon Encounter I'm not sure what it was about. However I did see the sequel "Dragon Hunt." That one was about Jake gathering a bunch of mercenaries on an island and making them fight and hopefully kill the Mcnamara brothers (Canada's premier twin martial artists) to get revenge for whatever happened in the previous movie. Probably something to do with losing his hand since the movie starts with that.

Jake's army consists of some trappers, a beast master, a guy too stupid to feel pain, some ninjas and a bunch of paramilitary guys. Violence ensues!

Unfortunately I couldn't find a trailer for this slice of Maple Syrup Martial Madness.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016


First appearance: The Conjuring 2 (2016)

Ed and Lorraine Warren investigate the Enfield Poltergeist! But before that they investigated the Amityville House and Lorraine met a creepy ghost nun. Who is this nun? What does she have against the Warrens? Great follow up to the Conjuring. 

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan

First appearance: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Too dudes about to fail high school, dooming the world to a heinous future, are given a time machine in order to pass their history presentation. Will they succeed in passing the course? Will they some how mess up history to the point it doesn't really matter? Find out in the greatest time travel movie ever made!
Yeah I know I drew them in their Bogus Journey costumes. I like them better... or maybe I actually drew the Evil Robot Thems...

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Jason Voorhees (lives)

First appearance: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

This time I felt like drawing my favourite iteration of Mrs. Voorhees' little boy. Here he is as he appears in part 6: Jason Livesafter being killed in "Final Chapter" and then being replaced in "New Blood" Jason was resurrected by the guy who killed him! More Jason Mayhem ensues!

Monday, April 11, 2016

Jadon Voorhees

First appearance: Friday the 13th part 2 (1981)

Jason Voorhees isn't all that happy with what happened to his mom last year and decides to do something about it. What? You thought his mom killed all those teens last year because Jason drowned at Camp Crystal Lake? And that was just some kind of nightmare hallucination where he jumped out of the lake? Also wasn't he a little kid in that jump scare thing at the end of the last movie? Shut up. Jason's a full grown weirdo who's been living in the woods and wears a bag on his head covering up his weird face and wonky eye.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016


First appearance: Starship Troopers (1997)

It's earth vs. a bunch of space bugs from Klendathu! Follow the war through the eyes of Johnny Rico and the Roughnecks. Would you like to know more?

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Mike Pearson

First appearance: Phantasm (1979)

A troubled orphan witnesses something strange at the funeral of his older brother's best friend. Further investigation reveals a terrifying secret: the owner of the funeral home is a monster from another dimension (or something.) With the help of his older brother and their best friend, local ice cream vendor Reggie, the boy attempts to destroy this fiend from another plane. Or is it all just the nightmare of a recently orphaned young man? Three more sequels indicate it's not just a dream or is it!?

 I love Phantasm. All four of them. Can't wait for Ravager!

This is the third time I've visited Phantasm for a Monstar. Dig Reggie and The Tall Man:

Friday, February 12, 2016

Black Phillip

First appearance: The Witch (2016)

In the 17th Century a puritan family gets kicked out of the village they were living in and set up a farm at the edge of a creepy forest. As soon as they're settled in their youngest goes missing. Is it the work of a wolf? Maybe it's just God punishing them for being too prideful? Is it possible there's a witch living in the woods?

Nice creepy atmosphere. One of the best witch movies I've seen in a while.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The Pink Bandage Man

First appearance: Timecrimes (2007)

When Hector decides to waste time looking into the woods behind his new home instead of helping his wife with some errands he happens to notice a topless lady. Upon entering the woods to see more of the lady he is set upon by and terrifying man who is armed with a pair of scissors and a face covered in strange pink bandages. Hector escapes the pink bandaged man by hiding in a seemingly abandoned building at the top of a hill. But is he safe there?

Timecrimes is probably the best time travel movie I've ever seen not involving Ted Theodore Logan or Bill S. Preston Esquire.

Friday, January 15, 2016


First appearance: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee Herman loses his Bicycle and goes on a cross country misadventure to find it. Encountering a series of interesting people and discovering the Alamo does not have a basement and that everyone has a big but. What does it all mean? I don't know! It's like a big cable knit sweater that somebody keeps knitting and knitting and knitting...

Seth Brundle

First appearance: The Fly (1986)

A scientist thinks he's figured out how to improve everyone's commute to work, instead he figures out a way to make things turn inside out. Eventually he fixes that problem and makes an even bigger mess. Definitely the movie to see if you want to see a lot of Jeff Goldblum. one of my favourite Cronenberg flicks.