Showing posts with label Andrew's Monstars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andrew's Monstars. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Art The Clown

First Appearance: All Hallow's Eve (2013)

Weird horror anthology flick dealing with creepy tales found on a videocassette while trick or treating. A creep clown named Art appears in all the stories. Is he human? some kind of demon? a ghost? is he even a real clown? Either way he's popular enough to get his own feature film "Terrifier!"


Friday, December 15, 2017

Harry Stadling


First Appearance: Cristmas Evil (1980)

As a child, Harry Stadling, sees his mom being groped by Santa Claus scarring him for life and for some reason making him obsessed with Christmas. One night when he's an adult he decides to be the REAL Santa and goes out rewarding good little kids and killing and mutilating those who he believes are naughty.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Krampus

First appearance: Krampus (2015)

A bickering family runs afoul of the other big christmas mascot. horror ensues!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Decapitron

First appearance: Puppet Master IV: The Demon (1993)

Back in the present (the present as of 1993), A talented A.I. researcher named Rick is working as a care taker for the Bodega Bay Hotel, while also doing research on A.I. He finds Toulon's puppets in their travelling case in the wall where Toulon hid them after committing suicide in the late 40's to prevent nazi spys from attaining his secrets. Meanwhile, in hell, a demon named Sutekh, decides that he hates how people keep animating things so he mails some animated dolls to Rick and some of his co-researchers to kill them.
Toulon's puppets end up rebuilding an unfinished puppet called Decapitron. Sutekh's animated dolls (known as Totems) end up at Bodega Bay they all fight.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Tunneler


First appearance: Puppet Master (1989)

A bunch of psychics investigate an old hotel and are menaced by living puppets. Who created the puppets? Why are they killing the Psychics?
One of the longest running horror franchises.

Jester


First appearance: Puppet Master (1989)

A bunch of psychics investigate an old hotel and are menaced by living puppets. Who created the puppets? Why are they killing the Psychics?
One of the longest running horror franchises.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Torch

First appearance: Puppet Master II (1990)

Toulon's Puppets are back! killing more folks in an attempt to resurrect their creator Andre Toulon!
Turns out Toulon's more than likely an evil guy, what with his bringing horrifying puppets to life through the use of some kind of serum that requires human brains to work.


Monday, December 4, 2017

Abraxas

First appearance: Abraxas (1990)

An outer-space lawman has to fight his ex-partner for the anti-life equation...



Friday, September 15, 2017

Joseph

First appearance: The Crescent (2017)

A woman and her child move into her mother's house to deal with the grief of losing her husband and to marble paper. Unfortunately for her there's some weird stuff going on around the beach.
A horror flick in the vein of EYES OF FIRE and MESSIAH OF EVIL.


Thursday, September 14, 2017

Ernest P. Worrell

First appearance: Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1986) [Yeah, I know Ernest was doing commercials and stuff before this movie but this is his first movie appearance]

Beloved comercial personality Ernest P. Worrell makes a couple brief appearances in the Jim Varney movie Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, which is an odd 80s comedy where Varney plays a variety of characters (all disguises of Dr. Otto). Eventually Ernest gets a chance to star in his own movie Ernest Goes to Camp. If you’re going to watch an Ernest movie I’d suggest any of the Touchstone flicks and/or Ernest Rides Again.
Since everyone likes "Goes to Camp" here's the trailer for that:


Friday, August 25, 2017

Pennywise The Dancing Clown

First appearance: 2017

A bunch of kids run afoul of some kind of horrible shapeshifting monster that lives in the sewer beneath there home town. The monster takes the form of what it's victims fear most favouring the look of a creepy clown, and surfaces every 27 years to feed.
Movie based on the Stephen King novel but shifts the story 27 years into the future.


Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Beach Ball with Claws


First appearance: Dark Star (1974)

Follow the mission of the crew of the planetary demolition space ship Dark Star.
John Carpenter's first feature film written by Dan O'Bannon (who also stars).
If it wasn't for this movie we wouldn't have Alien, Red Dwarf, or that cool stretchy star field thing we see in Star Wars when they activate their Hyper Drives.



Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Mick Taylor

First appearance: Wolf Creek (2006)

Three backpackers (two british girls and their male friend from Sydney) run into the worst Australian tourist information guy, Mick Taylor.
Based on True Events...


Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Mike Pearson

First appearance: Phantasm (1979)


A troubled orphan witnesses something strange at the funeral of his older brother's best friend. Further investigation reveals a terrifying secret: the owner of the funeral home is a monster from another dimension (or something.) With the help of his older brother and their best friend, local ice cream vendor Reggie, the boy attempts to destroy this fiend from another plane. Or is it all just the nightmare of a recently orphaned young man? Three more sequels indicate it's not just a dream or is it!?

 I love Phantasm. All four of them. Can't wait for Ravager!

This is the third time I've visited Phantasm for a Monstar. Dig Reggie and The Tall Man:

Friday, January 15, 2016

ANDY!?

First appearance: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee Herman loses his Bicycle and goes on a cross country misadventure to find it. Encountering a series of interesting people and discovering the Alamo does not have a basement and that everyone has a big but. What does it all mean? I don't know! It's like a big cable knit sweater that somebody keeps knitting and knitting and knitting...

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Herschell (BLOOD FREAK)

First appearance: Blood Freak (1972)

Poor Herschell, he just got back from serving in Vietnam when he hooks up with the wrong crowd, gets pressured into smoking a joint and is immediately hooked! This leads him into being duped into eating experimental turkey meat by two scientists who offer to pay him in Marijuana. Unfortunately one of the side effects from eating the turkey is Herschell becomes a terrifying half man half turkey chimera with an insatiable hunger for the blood of marijuana addicts!

So remember kids, just say no to turkey or something....

Monday, November 16, 2015

The Wet Bandits

First appearance: Home Alone (1990)

The McCallister family is preparing for a family trip to paris unfortunately they forget Kevin. Unfortunately for little Kevin, The Wet Bandits are operating in his neighbourhood. Unfortunately for The Wet Bandits, Kevin is a natural at guerrilla warfare... 
The best christmas movie that isn't Gremlins or Die Hard.




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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Black Pepper

First Appearance: Dangerous Men (2005)

25 years in the making by a man who may never have seen a movie nor heard music before embarking on this project.

I don't think I can describe the plot. Just watch the trailer and visit the the film's website: http://dangerousmenthemovie.com be sure to listen to the jingle...
yes the movie has a jingle.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Pale Man

First appearance: Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

A heart warming fairy tale about the Spanish Civil War and a little girl. Featuring all the stuff great fairy tales are full of: violence, horror, monsters, death.