Thursday, November 26, 2015

Herschell (BLOOD FREAK)

First appearance: Blood Freak (1972)

Poor Herschell, he just got back from serving in Vietnam when he hooks up with the wrong crowd, gets pressured into smoking a joint and is immediately hooked! This leads him into being duped into eating experimental turkey meat by two scientists who offer to pay him in Marijuana. Unfortunately one of the side effects from eating the turkey is Herschell becomes a terrifying half man half turkey chimera with an insatiable hunger for the blood of marijuana addicts!

So remember kids, just say no to turkey or something....

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Dorthea Paymon

First appearance: Last Shift (AKA Paymon: King of Hell, 2015)

A rookie cop's first shift is watching over the last night of the closing of a police station her father used to be assigned to. Turns out some unpleasant things happened at this station. Things that were linked to the case that took her father's life. She's supposed to be alone, waiting for the bio-hazard clean-up crew to pickup some bloody evidence. Turns out she might not be alone...

Pretty decent little ghost story. Some really cool imagery.

Monday, November 16, 2015

The Wet Bandits

First appearance: Home Alone (1990)

The McCallister family is preparing for a family trip to paris unfortunately they forget Kevin. Unfortunately for little Kevin, The Wet Bandits are operating in his neighbourhood. Unfortunately for The Wet Bandits, Kevin is a natural at guerrilla warfare... 
The best christmas movie that isn't Gremlins or Die Hard.


Thursday, November 12, 2015

Black Pepper

First Appearance: Dangerous Men (2005)

25 years in the making by a man who may never have seen a movie nor heard music before embarking on this project.

I don't think I can describe the plot. Just watch the trailer and visit the the film's website: be sure to listen to the jingle...
yes the movie has a jingle.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Charles Lee Ray

First appearance: Child's Play (1988)

Little Andrew Barkley get's a new best friend for his birthday! Unfortunately his friend may not be as good a guy as it says on the box? Could all the strange things that are happening around the Barkley's have anything to do with the weird stuff Charles Lee "Lakeshore Strangler" Ray was saying as he died in that toy store?

Interestingly the Second movie in the franchise was released exactly 11 years to the day from the release of the first one. (both on November 9)

Friday, November 6, 2015


First appearance: TurboKid (2015)

The heartwarming tale of a post apocalyptic friendship between a post apocalyptic boy and an extremely friendly post apocalyptic girl. Filled with blood, laughter, blood, horror, arm-wrestling, hideous secrets, refreshing water, blood, BMX bikes, fights, robots, blood and blood.

Broken Head Red Ghost

First appearance: Crimson Peak (2015)

Guillermo Del Toro's gothic romance about a lady who wants to be a writer, a man who needs investor's for his giant clay digging machine, his creepy sister and a house that's slowing sinking into the clay pits under it. Also there's ghosts.
Definitely a movie best seen on the big screen. The costuming and art direction are fantastic, just don't go into it expecting a scare fest, the ads kind of make it will be. That being said there is some particularly grisly things on screen.